domingo, marzo 15, 2009

Enviado por un Amigo en Facebook...


An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish guide to help him find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was learning Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct any mistakes of usage. They were hiking on a mountain trail when a very large, purple and blue fly crossed their path. The Englishmen pointed at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, "Mira el mosca!" The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity, replied, "No, senor, 'la mosca'... es feminina."

The Englishman looked at him, then back at the fly, and then said, "Good heavens... you must have incredibly good eyesight."

Gracias Luis Alberto Martinez...

1 comentario:

Ignacio dijo...

Bueno el chiste, me recordó uno de mis favoritos.

Un mexicano va a un PUB inglés y con tanta cerveza le dan ganas de hacer "pipí". Cuando va al migitorio colectivo le toca junto a un inglés que educadamente inicia una conversación sobre el clima. Como era invierno le dice "Pretty chilly, isn't it?"

El mexicano sintiendose comprometido y no entendiendo muy bien voltea y le responde "Thank you mister, yours is beautiful too"

Saludos y voy a agregarte en facebook!